Angus

Angus Blair is the Dead Bird's drummer in video Dead Bird - Dangerous. What is known about Angus is that he is a dirty plant eater. Ironically named, Angus will not eat any meat, which is even worse as his ancestry links to an old Scottish clan, Blair, who's motto was "AMO PROBOS" meaning 'I love the virtuous.' Angus has a tattoo saying the old guilds' motto just above his ass, such as a tramp stamp.



Angus dropped out of his first year of community college to spend all of his time telling others about how he's a vegan, and how that means that he only eats plants. Soon after dropping out his family bought him a one-way ticket to the cheapest airport in America, and practically told him to fuck off. Angus couldn't be upset due to his vegan nature, and walked around aimlessly once out of the airport in America, soon picking up two trashcans and a stick from a tree, and began to hit it furiously with no rhythm. A man wearing a white fedora approached him and complemented the noise that the Scot was making, and they then went to piss on a homeless cat hiding in a cardboard box and soon bonded after that. Dead Bird and Angus have an interesting relationship as all that Angus says is "Did you know I'm Vegan?," and "That means I don't eat meat."

In the most recent edition of the Dead Bird saga, we can see that in Angus' time not drumming, he is a camera man for Dead Bird, which in turn makes him the TMZ Camera man. This is caused by his lifelong dream to work for the TMZ crew, but was denied as he is illegally still in the U.S. after his VISA expired days after his arrival.